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Friday Apr 13, 2007

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BRRRRR! I left my window open all night because it was hot in the house, but then the temperature dropped down to the 30's. I woke up frozen to my blankets. Getting up and getting dressed was really hard. I crawled under the blanket to the end of the bed, stuck my head out, then stuck it back in. Sat there with my knees in my face, like in a funny fetal position, trying to get warm. Once i had pumped myself up enough to get out of bed, i leaped off the end of the bed in a frenzy, still wrapped in the blanket. I halfway hopped over to the heater in the floor and turned it on. I scrambled over to the door and removed my robe and towel from the hooks. I stood there doing my little wiggle that I have to do when I've really got to pee and I debated with myself over whether or not to take my blanket with me to the bathroom. (the bathroom is only like 5 and a half feet from my bedroom door, but it seems like so much further!) After quite some time, maybe about a minute, I came up with a truly brilliant plan. Blanket in tow, I made my way across the hall into the bathroom. I reached and turned on the little heater on the counter. After the bathroom reached a temperature I deemed suitable for my bare skin, I abandoned my blanket in the hall and quickly shut the bathroom door. Such an adventure!

Oh I have to share this with you! I found it to be very funny. It's a survey about zombies and I've just included my answers. I want to see some of yours!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
The Zombie Survey

1. If zombies took your town over where would you go for safety?
-screw safety, i'm gonna go lookin for a shotgun, a 40, and one last lay.

2. What would you use to kill zombies?
-i don't know, I want to go for the whole guerrilla warfare theme, so I would go with an AK, some homemade fire bombs made out of old beer bottles, and machete.

3. If your gf/bf got bit what would you do?
-there are always more fish in the sea... not zombie fish....

4. Is the mall a really good idea?
-i work there, i'm not dying there.

5. Would it be hard to shoot your friends and family members if they were zombies?
-no! they're muthafucking zombies! they be dead anyway.

6. Would you be able to have sex knowing zombies might bust in at any time?
-didn't you know that's my kink? better than my parents busting in.

7. If you were bit would you tell?
- if someone didn't notice the wound or me becoming zombified, screw em. they don't deserve to know. (by the way, I should probably tell you that I have gonorrhea. if you didn't notice before last night, you didn't deserve to know. you should probably get tested or something.) < I do not have gonorrhea, so don't go telling your friends that I have gonorrhea.>

8. If you had seen one of your worst enemies would you shoot them even though they were not infected?
-oops... sensitive trigger. plus your just so ugly that i thought you were a decaying corpse that had risen to consume humans.

9. What would you do to your car to make it zombie proof?
-a flame decal.

10. Do you worry about zombies taking over?
- not anymore. i'm prepared! bring it on!

VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
akamces:
now that would make a blockbuster...

"Sea of the Dead."

...minds expand with infinity's.
Apr 13, 2007
f1ssure:
I dunno where my balls went, they are just gone. They are playing possum, maybe. eeek

All I know is, I have none!!! and I'm an idiot and a fucking moron.

and I so wanna be Mr. Possum right now!!!! love love

Especailly since he was washed and isn't crusty any more.
Apr 13, 2007

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