monicathedino

UGHHHHH!!!! I'm so sick of being sick! I'm being all pissy and short with everyone. My entire body hurts and i'm ready to shoot myself. I feel so sorry for my dad. I've given him such a hard time. He tried to get me to take some Theraflu but I didn't want it and I threw the pack across the table. I'm being such a big baby and he is trying so hard to make me feel better. He brought me some yogurt, Baby Goldfish crackers, Gatorade, and little baby Gerber daisies. He even rented a bunch of movies so I could sit around and watch them for the little bit of time that I'm actually awake. He did all of this after working all night. I'm such a daddy's girl.

What the fuck? Has SG decided to change things around? I'm so confused and angry! Monica no like! Monica sick and no want to deal with new crap! (grunts and beats computers)

While reading about all of the Larry Birkhead crap, I realized that this aussie I once knew looks remarkably like him. The only difference is that Larry Birkhead may actually have a pair and the aussie, well, he had the tendency to hide behind his foreskin. (retracts the claws)