Well, i've had some interesting things happen over the past little while. Here is a list of some of these events:
- I recently took part in the first part of a survey over the telephone. They mailed me the other section along with a $10 bill. Needless to say, i was very excited!
- My neighbor was getting trees taken out of his yard when the retards doing the job dropped a whole tree on the house! it isn't damaged very much, but you can see where it hit.
- My car decided to die on the interstate while i was on my way to work on Saturday. I made it to the main road infront of the mall with the help of my father, brother, a TDOT guy, and a very nice man who looked a lot like the TDOT guy. From there, it was towed by the same towing company that sold it to me for $700 almost a year ago.
- The idiots cutting my neighbor's trees down dropped a giant branch on my bedroom while i was napping. I was not a happy camper.
- I forgot the tree cutters were here and i left my blinds open while getting dressed after a shower. Those stupid bastards didn't deserve that!
- My dad gave me a big, dino-shaped gummy thing! I don't want to eat it!
- I got my first paycheck from my new job. sadly though, i gotta get my car fixed and i owe my parents for the towing expenses.
- My dumb pug went into heat and now my nutless beagle tries to hump any chance he gets. It's so funny!!!
- I've started planning my first set! I can't wait to see it through.
- I saw some guy at work take a vibrator out of the package and sniff it. That was awkward!
- While taking a piss, i sneezed so hard i pissed over the seat! I then proceeded to laugh my ass off in a public restroom! It was the funniest thing ever on the face of the planet!
That was it in a nutshell!
- I recently took part in the first part of a survey over the telephone. They mailed me the other section along with a $10 bill. Needless to say, i was very excited!
- My neighbor was getting trees taken out of his yard when the retards doing the job dropped a whole tree on the house! it isn't damaged very much, but you can see where it hit.
- My car decided to die on the interstate while i was on my way to work on Saturday. I made it to the main road infront of the mall with the help of my father, brother, a TDOT guy, and a very nice man who looked a lot like the TDOT guy. From there, it was towed by the same towing company that sold it to me for $700 almost a year ago.
- The idiots cutting my neighbor's trees down dropped a giant branch on my bedroom while i was napping. I was not a happy camper.
- I forgot the tree cutters were here and i left my blinds open while getting dressed after a shower. Those stupid bastards didn't deserve that!
- My dad gave me a big, dino-shaped gummy thing! I don't want to eat it!
- I got my first paycheck from my new job. sadly though, i gotta get my car fixed and i owe my parents for the towing expenses.
- My dumb pug went into heat and now my nutless beagle tries to hump any chance he gets. It's so funny!!!
- I've started planning my first set! I can't wait to see it through.
- I saw some guy at work take a vibrator out of the package and sniff it. That was awkward!
- While taking a piss, i sneezed so hard i pissed over the seat! I then proceeded to laugh my ass off in a public restroom! It was the funniest thing ever on the face of the planet!
That was it in a nutshell!
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subnatural:
I wish my days were filled with falling trees, humping dogs, and sniffable vibrators, too.
f1ssure:
hmm... you running around in your underwear is definately warming things up around here. It's going to be near 60 for the next few days which is near perfect temperatures for my liking - not too hot, not too cold. sowwy to hear you get nose bleeds. they are nasty 