monicathedino

Things Monica's Dream World is made of:

- Dinosaurs (mainly stegosauruses and apatosauruses)
- Clean Sheets
- Crayons (unlike SOMEBODY (cough markers cough), crayons don't bleed through the pages of my coloring books!)
- Boobs
- Fruit Juice (in the form of streams and small ponds)
- Pugs
- New Underwear (I love undies)
- Fresh Tube socks that my dad doesn't steal when i'm not looking
- Yarn Balls
- Arts and Crafts (i love crafting)
- power tools that aren't so loud
- self-cleaning animal cages
- people who don't talk on their cellphone while they are driving
- Free candy that doesn't involve me getting in the car with strangers
- Boobs
- teachers who don't look down your shirt a lot (unless i'm getting a better grade for it)
- Aussies (ahhhhhh!)
- a place to go to look at great boobs... what? that really exists? it's called suicide girls?
wtf? why didn't i get the memo? son of bitch!