Thursday Jul 31, 2003

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Ohhhhh man, was i bored tonight. I took a late evening nap, and woke up too late to do anything. robot

So what did i decide to do?
Take a nice little trip to the porn store. I thought I actually wanted to buy a toy, but I just couldn't. I had made a decision and was excited to get one. But when I got there, I looked at all the little dongers, and they weren't so little. They all looked so big to me! They scared me actually.

So I guess I don't like big penises. Isn't that weird? Aren't girls supposed to like a lot of size? It was just so scary. So I figured I'll just wait and go to another porn store in the future, where there's more variety. blush

Well, that was a pretty "ballsy" journal entry. So I'm gonna stop here. Hahhaha....get it? Ballsy? Hahahaha, cause I was talking about dildo's? Ok fine, don't laugh, I thought it was a clever little pun. biggrin

Now let's all clean our dirty little minds and go to bed! miao!!
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alisa:
you are toooo sweet for words. don't ever forget that. and we so have to find a way for you to move here...because i can not seem to for the life of me talk dave into moving out of columbus again. he lived in san francisco for awhile and i lived in seattle but we've never lived anywhere else but here together. i would love to get him to move to the west coast somewhere for a year. but i doubt he will.

so i'm going to have to kidnap you and bring you to columbus with us. and we'll adopt you and everything biggrin
love ya and stay strong girly
sakita:
hehe it was a clever pun yes.
yeah i always get scared too when i see those things
i want one but ...

i subscribe to the thought that its more width that matters.

porn stores scare me in and of themselves and i worked at one!!!
it is always fun to work at a porn shop in a college town
then you get to see the team come in and rent porno...
and its always great fun to see them squirm while renting a gay porn.

have a fun weekend.

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