Today is my birthday. I am excited with an unforcing urge to jump up in the air and dance to a musical. I just don't have the part hats to go with it. wee.... I bet you can imagine me jumping with glee.
What is there to look foward to when you are 22 years old? When I was 12 years old, I couldn't wait to be 13, so I can be a raging teeneger. Then when I was 14, I couldn't wait untill I was 17, so I could watch rated R movies, how fun. Then when I was 17, I could wait untill I was 18, I would be legally an adult, and I could but cigarettes, plus go into a club. Being 18 was fun, I did everything I could possibly do to break the law and have fun. You know, fake id's, illegal drinking and drugs... you name it. 19-20 was no biggie I did the same bullshit. Then when I turned 21 I couldn't party like that because my boyfriend at the time was 19 and he couldn't party and so I wasn't " allowed" to go anywhere or drink.. I tell you he was a control freak. Now that I'm 22 years old. What else is there to look foward to? Retirement? Pension plans? or even worse....SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT!!!! OR WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN DISCOUNTS & RETIREMENT ? MENOPAUSE!!!!
So if there is anything to look foward in life I hope I can be just as good as aged wine, when I get even older. Just kidding.. see? My humor is already getting dry and cheesy.
happy birthday to me.
What is there to look foward to when you are 22 years old? When I was 12 years old, I couldn't wait to be 13, so I can be a raging teeneger. Then when I was 14, I couldn't wait untill I was 17, so I could watch rated R movies, how fun. Then when I was 17, I could wait untill I was 18, I would be legally an adult, and I could but cigarettes, plus go into a club. Being 18 was fun, I did everything I could possibly do to break the law and have fun. You know, fake id's, illegal drinking and drugs... you name it. 19-20 was no biggie I did the same bullshit. Then when I turned 21 I couldn't party like that because my boyfriend at the time was 19 and he couldn't party and so I wasn't " allowed" to go anywhere or drink.. I tell you he was a control freak. Now that I'm 22 years old. What else is there to look foward to? Retirement? Pension plans? or even worse....SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT!!!! OR WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN DISCOUNTS & RETIREMENT ? MENOPAUSE!!!!
So if there is anything to look foward in life I hope I can be just as good as aged wine, when I get even older. Just kidding.. see? My humor is already getting dry and cheesy.
happy birthday to me.
After 21, I basically looked forward to 25 coz I was told I'd be able to rent cars, plus my car insurance would go down. But after 25, all that's left is retirement... and the discounts of course