4/3: 10 Random Facts About You
1) Ive wanted to be blonde my entire life. Since i was a little girl, I used to pray to God to make me blonde. So now that im here, all I do is miss my dark hair
2) I hate getting tattooed. Fucking hate it. Yet, i do it for a career and i cant seem to stop getting tattooed. In fact, 60% of my tattoos are unfinished and im not about to finish them haha.
3) I have this awful, dry sense of humor and for some reason think im absolutely hilarious, but im 95% sure everyone in my life thinks im just a bitch.
4) I'm the most adventurous pussy I know. Im always looking for an adrenaline rush, and without a doubt, I will spend the entire time that Im on a 4 wheeler or a jet ski, panicking on the inside, thinking im about to crash and die.
5) I'm a huge advocate for breastfeeding. I encourage everyone to do that shit in public and encourage everyone to keep going when the going gets tough. Yet here i am, 17 months in and praying for this baby to give it up😂
6) My whole life, I had no plans to ever have children. It just didnt seem to be for me. I wanted to travel the world, tattooing, and be a free spirit/lone wolf with no partner. But 8 years later, I'm a wife raising 4 kids and I wouldnt change it for the world.
7) I had an extremely convenient photographic memory when I was a child. I was advanced at everything I did in school and always tested the highest in my class although I was a year and a half younger than most of my class mates. (I started kindergarten at 4)
But then i experiemented with a lot of drinking and played with party drugs a bit, starting at age 11. It left significant physical damage on my brain and my heart. I have recovered alot, but now my memory pretty much is only good for memorizing movie quotes word for word. And all that's really good for is cracking myself up at perfectly timed opportunities and most people dont catch my references anyway.
8) I think reality dating shows are the most tacky, horrible and pointless ideas our society has ever come up with. Im also extremely addicted to a double shot at love and temptation island. So you know..... that shit's like a car crash. You cant look away.
9) My career goals were either to be a tattoo artist...or a cop. And i thought the tattoo industry would never be a realistic option, so I was really really set on becoming a cop. And then one day, a magical opportunity fell in my lap, and 8 years later, here we are.
10) If you haven't caught on yet, Im a massive, internally conflicted hypocrite on just about every subject of my being. Hypocrite is a negative term but it applies. And honestly, I think I just live in gray areas. I dont believe in being extremely one way or the other. I firmly believe in balance and I think I'm just a hot mess of an example of that.
Thanks for reading a few wacky facts about me. Heres an old picture of my back side to make this more interesting (I think i was 20 in this shot)
