They recently advertised extra absorbent toilet paper. So I thought I'd give it ago - very very big mistake.
After flushed the loo it just sits at the bottom of the bowl looking back at you.
Hello -it says
You're not meant to still be there, you're meant to be flushed away
Am I
Yes you're toilet paper
I never said I'd flush.... Hmmm perhaps your not using enough water
Good idea - flush again
Wheeee!!!
Hold on you're getting bigger
Yes I am, water, more water, give it to me now
Pretty soon you are left with no water in the bowl & super sized piece of toilet paper, trying to crawl out your toilet. So I did what all men do in a situation like that I went for more power in the shape of bleach. Little was I to know that it was related to the 1% of known germs that bleach doesn't kill. It was now super sized and brilliant white to a point were it was dazzling!.... Life just likes to roll her sleeves up and have a good old laugh doesn't she. I mean what the hell is that all about. I had the Captain Scarlet of toilet papers starring right back at me - in brilliant white.
I had no choice, I went for plan B .......
After flushed the loo it just sits at the bottom of the bowl looking back at you.
Hello -it says
You're not meant to still be there, you're meant to be flushed away
Am I
Yes you're toilet paper
I never said I'd flush.... Hmmm perhaps your not using enough water
Good idea - flush again
Wheeee!!!
Hold on you're getting bigger
Yes I am, water, more water, give it to me now
Pretty soon you are left with no water in the bowl & super sized piece of toilet paper, trying to crawl out your toilet. So I did what all men do in a situation like that I went for more power in the shape of bleach. Little was I to know that it was related to the 1% of known germs that bleach doesn't kill. It was now super sized and brilliant white to a point were it was dazzling!.... Life just likes to roll her sleeves up and have a good old laugh doesn't she. I mean what the hell is that all about. I had the Captain Scarlet of toilet papers starring right back at me - in brilliant white.
I had no choice, I went for plan B .......
Step 1: Shut lid and walk away
Step 2: Drink less liquids
Step 3: Visit family & friends far more regularly (They must have thought I'd moved in I started seeing them so much)
Curse those women in the advert with their pretty faces, perfect teeth, and their sly words of promises of pleasure between your buttocks - Sorry did I say that out loud
It took 3 days and a big stick to get rid of that almost indestructible brilliant white mushroomed toilet paper
YOU DON'T GET THAT IN THE ADVERT DO YOU
The end lol
Mo xx 
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I can't see the picture, but the .gif file doesn't work? Is there a link for it?
xoxo