molle

I NEVER UPDATE ANYMOREEE
except in inconvenient times like now,
since i have to wake up in like 6 hours for work wahhh.
anyways, heres what everyones been missing!

In the past 2 months i'vee:

- got a new cattt! Martin <3
he wandered in my house one day of the street and I've kept him ever since
- chest dermal rejected
- i turned 20, OLD
- Failed my drivers test twice!
- met alot of awesomeee people
- Lost some of the shitty people in my life, lose some and gained someee
- Got a mysterious case of ringworm
- Had a fallout with my douchebag tattoo artist.
- STILL NO SMUSH, going 5 months strong, ughhh
- still high everrrrdayyy.
- decided to move out AGAIN, hopefully soon!

hahah i can barely remember the past few months. It all just feels like one big dayy.
I BOUGHT A NEW BED FROM THE DONALD TRUMP COLLECTION TODAY
cant wait, people pay over $400 a night to sleep in them at his hotel
if this doesnt get me smush, i dunno what will
and smush = sex, in case no one follows jersey shore as closely as me..
BUT IT BETTER GET ME SOME
alsoooo i bought california grown medical kush today.. where has it been all my life

i just want to sleep on my new donald trump bed, with a cute boy, another full bong, watching movies and NOT having to go to work at 7 in the morning
anywayss.
Love you all <3