Copy and paste eh, okay lets play....
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
last time i wore a dress.
2. What were you doing at 8 this morning?
watching the rain pore outside my office window.
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
i was in a confession box
4. What are you wearing?
knight armour with no panties.
5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
probally the government, jesus, and all mormons
6. Last person to say they loved you?
Pretty shure that emu said it at the zoo
7. Last time you had sex?
Nicoles Bday
8. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
mary had a little wha?
9. Last thing u received in the mail?
Anthrax coated parcel
10. Do you have any famous relatives?
I think my uncle invented the crack pipe.
11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? caught?
Yes, It was dark in the bush, im shure it wasnt my pet mule.
12. Have you ever been searched by the cops
No,But i have frisked a few people
13. What's your hair like?
i use sunsilk plus, so it gives me just that little bit extra bounce.
14. How many different drinks have you had today?
I think the kookabura just peed in my mouth.
15. What have you eaten today?
pussy
16. Are you any good at math?
With a calculator yes.
17. Do you have plans for Friday night?
swingers party
18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
no, but ilike to write swear words in the sand.
19. Last kiss?
Its mothers day common.
20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours?
Gas can make a man do some wonderful things.
22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
No fuck that plastic bitch.
23. Something you're excited about?
Getting out of OZ.
24. What did you do last night?
watched a man sodomize a mule
25. Are any of your great grandparents still alive?
No, unless they were buried alive.
26. Where do you keep your change?
in my piggy bank.
27. Do you remember the naughtiest night in your life?
Yes, But i cant tell you that it might come back to haunt me.
28. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
with either nicole, or the plush emus, it really depends how tired i am.
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
i think we had a twister in kansas and it brought me here to OZ.
Take care of yourself my fellow patrons.
mok
since 1869
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
last time i wore a dress.
2. What were you doing at 8 this morning?
watching the rain pore outside my office window.
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
i was in a confession box
4. What are you wearing?
knight armour with no panties.
5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
probally the government, jesus, and all mormons
6. Last person to say they loved you?
Pretty shure that emu said it at the zoo
7. Last time you had sex?
Nicoles Bday
8. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
mary had a little wha?
9. Last thing u received in the mail?
Anthrax coated parcel
10. Do you have any famous relatives?
I think my uncle invented the crack pipe.
11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? caught?
Yes, It was dark in the bush, im shure it wasnt my pet mule.
12. Have you ever been searched by the cops
No,But i have frisked a few people
13. What's your hair like?
i use sunsilk plus, so it gives me just that little bit extra bounce.
14. How many different drinks have you had today?
I think the kookabura just peed in my mouth.
15. What have you eaten today?
pussy
16. Are you any good at math?
With a calculator yes.
17. Do you have plans for Friday night?
swingers party
18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
no, but ilike to write swear words in the sand.
19. Last kiss?
Its mothers day common.
20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours?
Gas can make a man do some wonderful things.
22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
No fuck that plastic bitch.
23. Something you're excited about?
Getting out of OZ.
24. What did you do last night?
watched a man sodomize a mule
25. Are any of your great grandparents still alive?
No, unless they were buried alive.
26. Where do you keep your change?
in my piggy bank.
27. Do you remember the naughtiest night in your life?
Yes, But i cant tell you that it might come back to haunt me.
28. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
with either nicole, or the plush emus, it really depends how tired i am.
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
i think we had a twister in kansas and it brought me here to OZ.
Take care of yourself my fellow patrons.
mok
since 1869
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