moirae

Whoo hoo! It's almost the weekend. I've actually been in a good mood all day. I'll give myself about 24 hours to figure out how to reverse this state....

So does anybody remember trolls? Not the mythological ones that live under bridges and ask questions like Alex Trebec. But the stupid injection molded toys with the huge tuft of hair. You were supposed to stroke it for good luck or something.... So my new co-worker started last week. Cool guy. Really laid back. Knows his job, and get's things done when he says. He's kind of 90's metalhead style. Shaved head with a long pointy goatee. The first thing I noticed when he walked into the door, was his massive tuft of chest hair sticking out of the top of his t-shirt. Not like curly overgrowth, but like a perfect mirror image of his groomed goatee. Sticking straight up out of his shirt. It looks just like this guy is trapped somewhere below his collar..

So what should I bring for the company Christmas party? Wax? Or a machete?