Laying in bed, completely drained from a long day. Your body is screaming at you telling you that you need to sleep, but your eyes and your mind cease to shut down. After an hour of agonizing silence you feel yourself succumbing to the comfort of sleep. Your body is melting into the floor, everything slows down as you slowly slip into blissful unconciousness. POP! suddenly your awake and acutely aware of every neuance surrounding you. Ripped from the brink of heaven into hyper reality by the dumb fucking neanderthal neighbor. Slamming shit around in his apartment. Yelling at his TV like the sports bar shit head that he is. Fuck insomnia, and fuck apartments. I hope your wife finally snaps one of these evenings and shoves her fucking hair crimping iron down your steroid enhanced throat.
I just want to sleep! I'm sorry your union roadworker job is so un-fullfilling. I know holding that broom up and waving traffic by isn't what you were expecting of life after that stellar high school football season. But shut the hell up. Whooting at post game highlights on the 11'oclock news is not going to bring back your glory days. Pound another Michalobe Ultra and finsh off that last jalepeno popper asshole. If you fuck with my sleep one more time you are going to wish you enjoyed your last days on earth.

I just want to sleep! I'm sorry your union roadworker job is so un-fullfilling. I know holding that broom up and waving traffic by isn't what you were expecting of life after that stellar high school football season. But shut the hell up. Whooting at post game highlights on the 11'oclock news is not going to bring back your glory days. Pound another Michalobe Ultra and finsh off that last jalepeno popper asshole. If you fuck with my sleep one more time you are going to wish you enjoyed your last days on earth.
I live on frat row, so I understand your neighbor problems...A few months ago, my doorbell rang at 3 a.m. and it was some drunk guy in his underwear who I didn't know...I was like, "What?" and he said, "I'm really lonely." I just shut the door and turned off the porch light...I'm not sure what we should be about these people...
the neck acne belongs to britney spears...of course...