.. live from Paris...
Actually I only wanted a 5 minute internets card to check my bank, but was forced to buy a half hour... so I need to get my 5 euros worth.
Random facts observed around France.
The primary and abundant commodity of France is Breasts
Ice is a rare and valued commodity.. along with refrigeration apparently. Everything is fucking lukewarm and the weather is hot and humid as shit. A 20oz. bottle of coke with a glass with 2 fucking ice cubes costs approximately $4.00
Subways and trains kick ass.
Northern California wines kick the shit out of French wines.
The best French beer is probably on par with a warm can of Pabst thats been rolling around in your trunk for a month
Frenchies are chill as hell.
Beautiful women, sort of dirty unkempt guys.
Food is amazing.
Thats the short of it for now.
Actually I only wanted a 5 minute internets card to check my bank, but was forced to buy a half hour... so I need to get my 5 euros worth.
Random facts observed around France.
The primary and abundant commodity of France is Breasts
Ice is a rare and valued commodity.. along with refrigeration apparently. Everything is fucking lukewarm and the weather is hot and humid as shit. A 20oz. bottle of coke with a glass with 2 fucking ice cubes costs approximately $4.00
Subways and trains kick ass.
Northern California wines kick the shit out of French wines.
The best French beer is probably on par with a warm can of Pabst thats been rolling around in your trunk for a month
Frenchies are chill as hell.
Beautiful women, sort of dirty unkempt guys.
Food is amazing.
Thats the short of it for now.
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so will you be sporting a new chapeau when you return to the states?