Sweet lord, another early morning whith the various apartment critters running wild! This old man fell asleep last night at 8!!! wolk up at midnight and turned on Comedy Central in order to stay awak to greet Muh Sweetie as she came in from a closin' shift at Hard Rock. She did promptly, very shortly after. We hugged, I fell asleep in her arms, only to be awakened by the TV still goin'. She was sitting on the end of the bed chucklin' to South Park...but I had the REMOTE (evil guffah)!!! I lastly remember turning it down and the Young Redhead in question apologizin', not that there was really any need. Left her a few minutes ago in bed with a parrot cuddlin in her hair...redheads attract parrots for some reason! Fed the rabbits on the way out...We're thinking of giving one of three away in order to creat more harmony in the cage and less gay humpage on the smallest of the three...
Todays menu is work work work, because I'm poop as Oliver fugging Twist (that was a literary allusion, you smart fucks!)!!!
Have a super horny day, and do Me a favor, have long and lingering oral pleasure with Your partner....just because it's saturday!
Todays menu is work work work, because I'm poop as Oliver fugging Twist (that was a literary allusion, you smart fucks!)!!!
Have a super horny day, and do Me a favor, have long and lingering oral pleasure with Your partner....just because it's saturday!
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margot_dent:
if its the wolf im thinking of then its pretty bad ass, but which dumbo ones?
dickiev:
Hey I have some work by Jesse too. We use to be roomates off and on for years. Small world. Ok, heres how small it is:I had a roomate whose sister went out with a guy whose grandfather wrote the song "it's a small world" True story. And I love telling it! 