mohawk_138

Well, finally some good news. I got fired today! How the fuck can that be good news you ask? Beats the fuck out of me, but at least I still have my penis. I can tolerate losing a lot of things, a job, money, a coat, etc, etc, but I couldn't tolerate losing my penis. So as long as I haven't lost it, I guess any news is good news. I'll give you the full scale update as soon as I figure out.... well... my life. I guess it's back to calling myself a professional musician. Maybe I should try to become a bartender or some shit. Who knows now?! My options are limitless!