mogmagus

Went to good ol' UMCP today.
Got to hang out with a bunch of the gang.

It was nice to see my friends again (though I missed seeing some of you... sorry!).

Sometimes I miss that place.
Today was not that day.

Idea of the moment:
I've decided that I must venture back to that place of my academic origin and procede to wreak divine vengeance.

How may you ask?

simple. I will lug some of my heaviest books that I own (not even dictionaries!) and procede to stake out my territory from a perch atop the cathedral.

I shall then wait for my unsuspecting prey (students) and maliciously attack them by hurling my books in an act of divine smiting only parralleled by the flood itself!

or something like that.

still in the planning phases mind you.

I just like thinking of the following situation:

Student: (on cell phone) "So like, my dad bought me like, my third corvette and I like just can't wait to go driving around and like, chill out."

Jon atop the cathedral: "LO YOU FOOLISH MORTAL PREPARE TO BE SMITED!!!!" (throws book with great force down upon student)

KER-SMASH!

Jon:


Indeeeeeeed....

Take it easy all.