modernpopculture

I am falling back into the realization that financially I am skeee roooooood!!!! This is the worst time there is to be unemployed and NEED to find a job. Its not like i havent been looking, I have! It seems in order to get a job its more about being in the right place at the right time than being the best for the job. It doesnt help that I live in an overall conservative city and I am sick of dealing with the corporate ratrace that runs the place. I don't want to have to conform in order to get a job. Sure, there are some things but I shouldnt have to change my over all appearance, especially when i can do the job half asleep hopping on one foot!
Anyone want to help a person looking to venture into the realm of small business owner??? I so want to open my own store. If only I can figure out how to financially.