moderncutthroat

Just because we haven't talked in 4 months it does not make you any less creepy.

I did not forget how you creeped me out before telling me about your fetishes and weirdo sex interests within the first five minutes of conversation.

You are still creepy, time did not change you, and time did not make me forget.

My Quick Guide to Knowing if you're creepy

1) When you message a girl is your first instinct to tell her how big your dick is?
2) DO you then tell her how big it is and how you'd like to use it on her?
3) Do you tell her all of your sexual deviancy afterword? Like how you love to suck on toes, lick her blood or have her poo on you?
4) After the inevitable bad IM session do you sit and view her page, every 5 minutes forgetting that okCupid lets us KNOW when you view us.
5) Do you have a stock email you send to every female on the site that reads like an epic love poem for a woman in a foreign country?
6) Is your profile one giant angry rant about why women are no good, worthless and refuse to date you?

If you've done any of the above, you may be the creepy guy online. Cease and Desist! We do not like it!