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Monday Jul 18, 2005

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Ugh Never Again Am I Buying Something From The UK. After It Was All Said And Done, The Ash Figure Is Costing Me $38. *Kick My Own Ass*

My Friend Justina Just Left. Her And Me Use To Be Friends And We Use To Make Out A Lot. I Know It Seems Like A Friends With Benefits Thing But I Always Hated That Term. It Muddies The Friendship To Me Putting It That Way. Anyway We Never Got Full Blown Into Sex Because She Had This Rule If We're Not Dating, Then No Sex. Well We Weren't Dating So I Kept It To Small Stuff. Well One Night It Was Leading Into The Bigger Stuff And We Both Wanted To But My Brother Caught Me Doing Stuff And I Caught Him Spying So I Just Ended It Right There And We Just Watched TV. I Found Out My Brother Told My Mom (Who Made Fun of Me For It Hehe) And Still To This Day Tells Everyone About It. This Happend A Year-And-A-Half Ago. Well I Went To College And Quit 2 Weeks Later And Saw Her At Work. I Asked Her If She Wanted To Hang Out Because I Was Finally Going To Ask Her Out Because My Feelings For Her Became Stronger. Well It Turned Out The Night I Asked Her To Do Something, Her B.F. Was Standing Behind Me So We Stayed Friends. Since Then We Talk About Our Relationships And What We Would of Liked To Do To One Another. Her And Me Laughed Tonight When I Walked Her To Her Car Because I Said "This Was The First Time We Hung Out And Actually Talked The Whole Time. At Least We Know We Can Hold Conversations." Plus I'm Faithful To My G.F.'s. Or Else I'd Feel Like A Major Dickhead And Have To Take A Hot Bath And Scrub My Skin Off.

But Today Wasn't All Good. My Tower Would Not Stop Starting In Safe Mode Because Some Drive Was Missing And I Kept Getting Blue Screen Error's Out The Ass. So I Tore Down The Tower, Kept All The Good Parts And Threw It Away. So Now I'm Using My Brother's Tower. The Only Bad Thing About It Is The Display And Colors Are Way Off And I Can't Fix It. Guess I'll Have The Mayor of Patton Look At It.

My Glasses Broke Too. So I'm Pretty Much Blind. I Can Wear Them But They Have No Stems So They're Like Balancing On My Nose. Ugh.

Saw Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events And Couldn't Help But Stare At Violet. She Is So Cute....But She Is 14 So No Unpure Thoughts. She Just Looks Exactly Like My Ex G/F So That Kind of Weirded Me Out.

Went On Megan's Law For Pennsylvania And Found My Uncle On There. Such A Piece of Shit He is.

Does Anyone Remember "You Can't Do That On Television"? With Alanis Morrisette(sp) and Barf And Everytime You Say "I Don't Know." You Got Slimed. I Wish They Would Rerun That.

There Is A Hentai Anime Called Ogenki Clinic And They Made A Live Action Movie of It So I Got It. It's The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen. It's About A Hospital That Treats People With Sex Problems. One Girl Couldn't Orgasm Because Her Husbands Viener Was So Big And No One Could Compare. So She Saw The Doc's Head As One And Put It Up In Her And They Actually Showed His Head Inside Some Weird Looking Thing. And Then This Super Hero Was A Premature Ejaculator So The Nurse Helped Treat Him By Having Him Hit It With A Hammer And Other Stuff Till It Became Like The Size of A Fire Hydrant. All It Was A Big Foam/Clay Looking Thing. It Was Funny As Hell. So If You Want A Great Laugh....See It.

So I Guess My Life Is Interesting But Chanel, I Think You Would Be Bored Haha. Unless We Went Out And Made People Riot And Have All The Star Wars And Star Trek People Battle One Another. Phasers VS Lightsabers Haha.


Jamie >;-}~

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