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Saturday Jul 16, 2005

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I Went To Party Tuesday And Took My Gallon of Black Velvet With Me. There Was Only Suppose To Be 4 of Us There And About 9 Showed Up. Majority Underage. So We Had To Move Our Cars Around Because Cody's Dad Wasn't Happy About It. It's Not That He Wasn't Happy About It, But His G/f Was Bitching About It. Well As The Night Went On, I Passed Out On The Ground And Was Vomiting Everywhere. Luckly I Had Friends There To Watch Over Me. One Picked Me Up And Put Me In The Back of His Truck So We Could Go Down To The House. It Seemed To Take Forever To Get To The House But It Was Like 30 Seconds. The Next Morning, I Got Home And Threw Up Green Stuff. And Some Came Out My Nose Which Burned Like Hell. I Then Figured Out Why I Got Sick. I Ate Like 15 of These Sour Green Mints And I Have Acid Reflux And Wasn't Thinking. So That + Alcohol Means I Was Vomiting Up Pure Stomach Acid. It Wasn't Fun.

Went To Town And Pulled Into The Parking Lot of A Super Market Where All My Friends Work And Found A Parking Space, So I Went Into The Other Lane To Pull In And Seen A Old Lady Right In The Middle of The Lane And I Figured She Wanted The Spot. So I Moved Towards Her Like I Was Gonna Hit Her But Got Back On My Side To Get A Spot Behind Her. Well She Sat There Going "Duhhh" And Looking At Me Like I Was Gonna Hit Her And Then Parked. Well 5 Minutes Later She Came Up To Me And Said, "You Keep Driving Like That And You're Gonna Get Yourself In Trouble." I Said, "Uh Huh I'm Sorry." Shane then replied, "He's The Cop's Kid." We Just Looked At One Another And Laughed Silently While She Walked Into The Store.

Got Drunk Again With The Same 4 People. It Went Better This Time. Just Aftershock And Beer. And Drove Some Golf Balls. My First Time Doing It....Didn't Do Too Bad. Found Out Some Bad Stuff Too. My One Friend, Well Not Really A Friend Because I Don't Trust Him, Is Dating Shane's Ex And Is Really Rubbing It In His Face. It's Not Good. Now With Cody. The First Drinking Night, Shane Told Me Cody Is Into Crystal Meth But Isn't Sure Becayse The Person Who Told Him This Is Unreliable. Then The Second Drinking Night, Shane's Cousin, Who Is A Big Time Druggy Here, Called Cody's Cell Phone. Shane Answered And Then Told Cody To Remind Him Not To Answer The Phone When It's About Drugs And That He Knew About It For Some Time. Cody Said Nothing. I Told Them That If I Ever Hear of Them Doing Coke Or Heroin, "Don't Talk To Me Anymore." But Until I Can Find More On This, I'm Not Believing It.

More Stuff Gotten On Ebay.

1. Akira Figure By Todd McFarlane. It Comes With A Little Figure And Huge Ass Throne With Akira Written On It.

2. The Audition DVD. Japanese Hard-To-Find Horror Movie.

3. Movie Maniacs Ash From Army of Darkness Figure By Todd McFarlane. The Only Bad Thing About This Is I Could Only Find It For A Cheap Price In England And They Want Me To Figure Out The Pounds To Dollars Shipping Cost....My Brain Went Dead So I Might Be Screwed Here.

Well I Have A Tanning Appointment At 10am And It's 5:41am And I Haven't Slept Yet. My Mom Had To Give Me A Back Pill Because I Hurt My Back Lifting A Case of Soda. I Hate Being Old. Speaking of Old, She Would Kill Me For Saying That, Anyway My 30 Year Old Friend Who Lives Close To Me, Told Me She Would Be Interested In A Threesome With 2 Boys. I Told Her I Would Be In For It Down The Road When I'm Not In A Relationship. She Has A Ms. Robinson Complex Haha. I Have Such Interesting Friends.

Well For Some Reason I Have The Underwater Stage Music From Super Mario Bros Playing In My Head So I Might Go Play Some of That. Nigh....Morning For Now.


Jamie >;-}~

ooo aaa
chanel:
you know

you have such an intersting life. you really do. can I come live it too?
Jul 16, 2005

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