I just got the wierdest phone call.
Operator: I have a relay call for you. Do you know what that is?
Me: Yes I think so
Operator: A caller is contacting you by typing on a computer and I will voice relay the message to you. I will say go ahead when they are done and you can reply by speaking in the first person as I will just be typing your message exactly. When you are done say go ahead.
Me: OK
Operator: I had sex with your mom
Me: Ummm *to operator* Is there a name with this call?
Operator: *typing noise*
Me: *waits*
Operator: She rides like a champ
Me: *sits there for a minute* Yah I dont know what's going on so you can cancel this call.
Operator: *typing noise*
Me: *hangs up*
Poor operator. But damn she didn't bat an eye, giggle, falter or stutter at all. That's well trained. I couldn't do it man. I'd be laughing my ass off.
Half way through typing out this journal I got a call from my brother that it was his roommate.
Operator: I have a relay call for you. Do you know what that is?
Me: Yes I think so
Operator: A caller is contacting you by typing on a computer and I will voice relay the message to you. I will say go ahead when they are done and you can reply by speaking in the first person as I will just be typing your message exactly. When you are done say go ahead.
Me: OK
Operator: I had sex with your mom
Me: Ummm *to operator* Is there a name with this call?
Operator: *typing noise*
Me: *waits*
Operator: She rides like a champ
Me: *sits there for a minute* Yah I dont know what's going on so you can cancel this call.
Operator: *typing noise*
Me: *hangs up*
Poor operator. But damn she didn't bat an eye, giggle, falter or stutter at all. That's well trained. I couldn't do it man. I'd be laughing my ass off.
Half way through typing out this journal I got a call from my brother that it was his roommate.
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kinkykurlz:
Ha ha. I would have flipped if I had gotten a call like that...those damn bro's friends! I hope you are doing great lovely! 
mro:
What's the weather like in America at the moment? Is it worth holidayong there at this time of year?