Last night I hit the lesbian bar with babygirl and teerox. I was totally excited all week because Ive never met babygirl before and she's totally cool and I love having girls night out even though I have like one friend that's a girl.
I had a blast watching the girls make out with each other, sneaking peaks at babygirl's cleavage and watching teerox double fist the Yuenglings.
I even got a couple compliments on my new corset which is awesome because noone EVER hits on me there.
So yah the bar was fun but then we decide to head home at about 2am. We get to the car, I get my key, insert said key into door and turn. We all know what's supposed to happen here, right? The door is supposed to FUCKING OPEN!!
....but it doesnt. After many efforts I end up having to call my husband and have him call AAA which took an hour to show up. Thank goodness the owner of the lesbian bar was a very nice guy and let us stand inside because our coats were all in the car.
There is almost nothing I hate more than feeling like a helpless girl.
Worst part is that I felt super bad that babygirl and teerox had to sit there with me and be tired and cold and ready to go home. 
Overall I had a great time though, so I'm feeling the night wasn't a total waste. Just wish it had ended on a better note.
Everyone who knows me should go tell babygirl that I'm not a total loser and that she shouldn't be afraid to go out with me again. I'd even let her drive.
Oh yes and for the record teerox and I are hardcore cause we still went for breakfast after all this at 4:00am! And got hit on by two guys who looked like they had just been released from prison. OK maybe that's not much to brag about....
I had a blast watching the girls make out with each other, sneaking peaks at babygirl's cleavage and watching teerox double fist the Yuenglings.
I even got a couple compliments on my new corset which is awesome because noone EVER hits on me there.
So yah the bar was fun but then we decide to head home at about 2am. We get to the car, I get my key, insert said key into door and turn. We all know what's supposed to happen here, right? The door is supposed to FUCKING OPEN!!
....but it doesnt. After many efforts I end up having to call my husband and have him call AAA which took an hour to show up. Thank goodness the owner of the lesbian bar was a very nice guy and let us stand inside because our coats were all in the car.
There is almost nothing I hate more than feeling like a helpless girl.
Worst part is that I felt super bad that babygirl and teerox had to sit there with me and be tired and cold and ready to go home.
Overall I had a great time though, so I'm feeling the night wasn't a total waste. Just wish it had ended on a better note.
Everyone who knows me should go tell babygirl that I'm not a total loser and that she shouldn't be afraid to go out with me again. I'd even let her drive.
Oh yes and for the record teerox and I are hardcore cause we still went for breakfast after all this at 4:00am! And got hit on by two guys who looked like they had just been released from prison. OK maybe that's not much to brag about....
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I will, however, be posting a request for an SGPitt get-together sometime soon.
Maybe I should do that now....hmmmm.....