Bridget: ...ah! New Year's Resolution: drink less... and quit smoking... and quit talking nonsense to total strangers... hehe... ahh...
--Bridget Jones Diary
--Bridget Jones Diary
pirate_romeo:
I always wind up breaking all my resolutions so this year I'm going to make it a nobrainer.... No more masturbation for me 
Never mind. Better luck next year.
Never mind. Better luck next year.