Monday Sep 06, 2004

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A ninja approaches! "Halt pirate! You have befouled this land long enough!" "I am no pirate, you donkey raping shit-eater!" The ninja laughs! "Then why do you carry the trademark pink cutlass of the pirate, you dirty lying bastard?"

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ems:
You should go home soon!
abevigoda:
The jebusvninja pix are a stroke of pure genius, I'm still laughing my ass off. biggrin biggrin biggrin Thanks for the Iowa City tips.

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