mnemesis:
some emoticons i found on the site
sorry about the madness in my profile. i'm going through a phase.
been too sober lately.
Fuck i'm lonely.
Wanna come visit me?
been too sober lately.
Fuck i'm lonely.
Wanna come visit me?
sexygenie:
hmm..how many stamps do i need to stick on my butt to get there? =)
1aura1:
Why thank you!
Ok, here's the question. . .
Do i give in to temptation and let the bored housewife seduce me, or do i be a "good person" and try to ignore my raging hard-on?
You be the judge!!!
Do i give in to temptation and let the bored housewife seduce me, or do i be a "good person" and try to ignore my raging hard-on?
You be the judge!!!
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1aura1:
WTH go for it!
piracy:
the answer is throbbingly obvious.
though it undoubtedly will fuck with your life.
though it undoubtedly will fuck with your life.
I'm back. . .which, you know, isn't that big a deal. i doubt you even noticed i was gone.
But i had a fantastic time in Hiroshima, got blitzed and accosted by some random drunk japanese woman who couldn't dance, ate goooood indian food and spent all my money.
But i had a fantastic time in Hiroshima, got blitzed and accosted by some random drunk japanese woman who couldn't dance, ate goooood indian food and spent all my money.
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2coolforschool:
Yeah man, how awesome was the time you spent in Japan, my cousin is there but I dont hear from him much. Are all the Japanese chicks all over you because youre an american? Please let me know, Ive always wanted to visit there.
piracy:
what a crock! everyone knows hiroshima isn't there!
it was a threat to freedom!
which isn't free!
you have to kill somebody to be free! for the bible tells me so! and the president!
/end
it was a threat to freedom!
which isn't free!
you have to kill somebody to be free! for the bible tells me so! and the president!
/end
fuck fuck fuck. wrecked my bike. hurt my head and face.
nw i am sick and fucked and i am going on "vacation" tomorrow.
i hate life sometimes.
OUCH I HURT!!!
nw i am sick and fucked and i am going on "vacation" tomorrow.
i hate life sometimes.
OUCH I HURT!!!
sexygenie:
OUCH! how'd it happen?
sexygenie:
hahaha 'vented all over' you sure did. but i don't mind. that's what it's there for!
hi jim i'm jean.
whatcha doing in japan?
hi jim i'm jean.
whatcha doing in japan?
i'm tired. and sick.
it's 5:50 a.m. and i can't sleep. i've been coughing all night.
Fuck me.
it's 5:50 a.m. and i can't sleep. i've been coughing all night.
Fuck me.
1aura1:
take some nyquil 
funny how laying on the beach drinking beer with three hot japanese girls can change your perpective on life--until you get home and a whole pile of shit is waiting to fall on your soul. . .
Assholes harshed my good times.
but i DID see wild monkeys!!!!
how cool is that?
Assholes harshed my good times.
but i DID see wild monkeys!!!!
how cool is that?
piracy:
wild monkeys stole your soul. tell us more about hot japanese girls in bikinis.
pictures, too.
pictures, too.
I need friends. alone i am a ticking time bomb. my mind spirals into decay, my drinking blossoms out of control, i start to think bad things.
why do i have to be trapped with these children? Fools and idiots, surrounding me all the time, blocking every exit and shadowing every happy moment till i want to tear down every wall in my head and...
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why do i have to be trapped with these children? Fools and idiots, surrounding me all the time, blocking every exit and shadowing every happy moment till i want to tear down every wall in my head and...
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piracy:
toss all the bottles out the window, you'll kill yourself on that road. drinking is only suitable for social occasions or for the OCCASIONAL solo bender...
besides, anesthetizing doesn't even give you a healthy psychosis. it's just another method of forgetting.
instead, take up hobbies, like bomb-building, or writing obscure and muddled anarchist tracts, or tracking and killing wildlife naked with tools you made from salvaged car parts.
("let it burn, wanna let it burn, wanna let it burn, wanna wanna let it burn")
besides, anesthetizing doesn't even give you a healthy psychosis. it's just another method of forgetting.
instead, take up hobbies, like bomb-building, or writing obscure and muddled anarchist tracts, or tracking and killing wildlife naked with tools you made from salvaged car parts.
("let it burn, wanna let it burn, wanna let it burn, wanna wanna let it burn")
ceridwen:
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. So, I complain about my job, and i hate leaving for work and i always want to come home. What the fuck is wrong with me? My job is a DREAM job. I get to sit and chat with Japanese people, getting paid ridiculous amounts of money, and sit in airconditioning eating great food. i am surrounded by beautiful women, i get to learn japanese--what...
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piracy:
stfu, and also smash the state.
(lies make us unhappy.)
(lies make us unhappy.)
1aura1:
if you don't like it you have every right to complain!
So it's the "weekend" and I am going shopping and to temple to meditate and maybe figure some shit out. My fellow teachers and "friends" are all fighting, and i am caught in the middle. I'm thinking i need to be like switzerland on this one. I hate conflict.
Peace is precious. . .
p.s. I got cooties from rootie's big old booty, y'all.
Peace is precious. . .
p.s. I got cooties from rootie's big old booty, y'all.
Bleh blah bloh
i hate hangovers. i want to go home to Berlin. I miss the love of my life. . .funny how that works, eh?
i hate hangovers. i want to go home to Berlin. I miss the love of my life. . .funny how that works, eh?