I was looking on Limewire for an episode of "Good Eats" and was really amused by the descriptions for some of the pr0n it pulled up.
For example:
Round Buns are Spread Open for a Good Buttering
and
Blonde Teens Eat Pussy in the Kitchen
For example:
Round Buns are Spread Open for a Good Buttering
and
Blonde Teens Eat Pussy in the Kitchen
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wraith7000:
You just like hearing a man say the phrase "molecules rubbing against each other." 
mlleminx:
It's true. I'm so transparent.