For those of you following the hilarious spy mock that is this week, it now seems to have become a trilogy.
Wednesday night Ivana Humpalot attempted to compromise our operation but last night she was no where to be seen - we(I) were safe, we (I) let our guard down.
I should have known, in a place called the Heidelberg (fucking Germans) that I...
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Wednesday night Ivana Humpalot attempted to compromise our operation but last night she was no where to be seen - we(I) were safe, we (I) let our guard down.
I should have known, in a place called the Heidelberg (fucking Germans) that I...
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scopitone6248:
You daffy bastard.
clara:
You give everyone ideas, don't you?
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scopitone6248:
I'm sorry did you say Gay Pierce? 
oryx:
your comment in my journal made me extremely happy. do it again, do it again!
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smuffy:
I hate stupid bar girls. 
jade:
wonk? 
life is very, very good, I'm just going to miss a certain blue eyed devil while he's away
life is very, very good, I'm just going to miss a certain blue eyed devil while he's away
Today a fine citizen in a "confederacy truck" said the following to me while I rode my bike:
"Get off the fuckin' road, I pay taxes."
I do believe that he was implying that my cycling was a direct result of tax evasion? Perhaps he is unaware that people with bikes, may also hold jobs, and therefor pay taxes as well.
Perhaps he was...
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"Get off the fuckin' road, I pay taxes."
I do believe that he was implying that my cycling was a direct result of tax evasion? Perhaps he is unaware that people with bikes, may also hold jobs, and therefor pay taxes as well.
Perhaps he was...
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ginny:
Baby, you are a machine.
[/shock and awe]
[/shock and awe]
obd:
I hate that. especially when they would rather sit behind you and harass you than pass when given an opportunity.
Thanks for posting FitDay. I'm in the middle of a three to four month plan [and down 7 pounds at this point]. That site will definitely help. No lifestyle activities for me yet, but I do plan on hitting the gym later. I'm going to get some miles in on the bike this week too.
Thanks for posting FitDay. I'm in the middle of a three to four month plan [and down 7 pounds at this point]. That site will definitely help. No lifestyle activities for me yet, but I do plan on hitting the gym later. I'm going to get some miles in on the bike this week too.
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anabel:
what if lance called himself L-A-Rong?!?
OMG!
not..even...funny...
OMG!
not..even...funny...
rottenart:
heh. it's kind of wierd how much you resemble him...
also, i added a testimonial to your impressive list, you FAM, you...
also, i added a testimonial to your impressive list, you FAM, you...
Yo Ice Cube - what you say!? today was a good day
That's right, there was bountiful hard riding and slippery-rock-and-roll to follow. Some good friends of mine are in a band that will seriously rock you like a tropical depression Denovo.
The hipsters currently known as "us" went to provide support only to find out that the place was jammed with kids jumpin'...
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That's right, there was bountiful hard riding and slippery-rock-and-roll to follow. Some good friends of mine are in a band that will seriously rock you like a tropical depression Denovo.
The hipsters currently known as "us" went to provide support only to find out that the place was jammed with kids jumpin'...
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oryx:
what, no bike talk today?
thehedgehog:
guy on the right looks *exactly* like my friend peter.
even peter, when i showed it to him, was more than a bit confused.
do we have more photos of guy on right?
even peter, when i showed it to him, was more than a bit confused.
do we have more photos of guy on right?
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kira:
go read it now.... 
siv:
I like the quarters in the sock.
*rests aisy*
*rests aisy*
What a bullshit update, I can't believe you people let me get away with that shit. Of course, that was Jonathan Richman - but still, low class of me.
Now, let's talk about the Tour today. This is shaping up to not only be a textbook example of how to dominate the world's best - but how to do so with class, dignity, and serenity....
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Now, let's talk about the Tour today. This is shaping up to not only be a textbook example of how to dominate the world's best - but how to do so with class, dignity, and serenity....
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clara:
I am so hungry. Asshole.
clara:
metabolism=process by which your body processes stuff into energy
stuff=food
Clara=hungry
you=asshole
I swear it makes sense.
stuff=food
Clara=hungry
you=asshole
I swear it makes sense.
It's sentimental... sedimentary to - you know that car has been there for 3000 years and hasn't moved an inch?
It's sentimental... and it's made in Motecello.
(here comes a dump truck)
Dump truck dump truck spare that car,
Don't you now how fine it are?
If you were a Dodge Vegimatic you'd remain static.
So I don't know why you think you're so great,...
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It's sentimental... and it's made in Motecello.
(here comes a dump truck)
Dump truck dump truck spare that car,
Don't you now how fine it are?
If you were a Dodge Vegimatic you'd remain static.
So I don't know why you think you're so great,...
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mnislahi:
im retarded.. and dont want to seach it on google.. im not a cheat!!
hahahha
hey.. i can kick your ass!!
hahah i only kid.. or i dont?
hahahha
hey.. i can kick your ass!!
hahah i only kid.. or i dont?
dogslife:
Look, don't got getting all excited or nothin', but I just wanted to tell you, about the screenplay--I've started.
Hey slackers-
I realize it's been nearly a week since I updated which is oh-so-unlike me but I really wanted to replace these pictures with more so that you could be truly dazzled and awed. Also, I think that might be just what clara needs to boot her hot ass into the utopia that is broadband.
I thought I would have pictures from not one...
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I realize it's been nearly a week since I updated which is oh-so-unlike me but I really wanted to replace these pictures with more so that you could be truly dazzled and awed. Also, I think that might be just what clara needs to boot her hot ass into the utopia that is broadband.
I thought I would have pictures from not one...
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ginny:
I was just watching the Tour de France. How come they do all those zig zags at the end of the race? I understand they want to stay close so that they pull each other along, but what's the deal?
ginny:
Well if it makes you so happy, perhaps a little after school tutoring? I had more questions, I just didn't want to fire them all at once.
1. How much does one of those bikes cost and who makes them?
2. How come some people have that black piece where the spokes are, and how does that help?
3. If everyone knows that you don't want to be the person to lead, what makes a person break out of the pack? Why do they do it so far away from the group? (There was that one guy who went all the way to the other side of the road.)
Okay. Done for today. Test tomorrow?
1. How much does one of those bikes cost and who makes them?
2. How come some people have that black piece where the spokes are, and how does that help?
3. If everyone knows that you don't want to be the person to lead, what makes a person break out of the pack? Why do they do it so far away from the group? (There was that one guy who went all the way to the other side of the road.)
Okay. Done for today. Test tomorrow?