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All is well in this world.

Kira's set went up today!! After a loooong wait, her booty is finally gracing these pretty pink pages.

I was notified via phone (like 235245 times); which is significant because this means that my phone is working again

last and absolutely least, I did perfectly in the race this morning. By this I mean I went fast enough...
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kira:
you have one mighty fine ass...for a boy... kiss love kiss love kiss love kiss
saturn1:
yea boys generally dont have much fun things going on with the booty, well except one but he's in brooklyn, and i havent seent yours so im not sure theres any present in the a2
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If Saturday night is all right to fight, then Friday night is all right for laundry.

First race of the 2004 season is tomorrow morning; please place your luck *here*

If I win, I will let kira take some more pictures of my bum.

In other news, SBC stands for "Super Buttmuch Cornholepunch." I still have no phone despite their lofty promises.

So tonight as...
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alisa:
good luck on the race poopy face tongue
polly:
oh oh! she went up today! crazy timing. i must have had some sort of SG sense...
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It's hard to appreciate all the things in life that just work; that is of course until they all decide to take a big ol' poop on your head... concurrently.

My computer blew up, without it I am nothing. That was unexpected.

Today I get home, and pick up the phone to find that it seems to be without a dialtone. That was unexpected....
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polly:
fun shower, then? kiss
polly:
shocked biggrin
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"You need a new display, that will be $420"

"daaaang... okay do it"

"...er actually you need a new display and insert other really expensive computer parts that I don't understand here, that will be $900"

"um, can't I just go buy a new one for that much?"

"probably"

"ok"

"bye"

"bye"

I have a new laptop. I have very little money.

-mk
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kira:
hey sweetie...i think your phone is off the hook cause i've been trying to call since like 2ish and it's been busy. anyway, if you see this call me i'm going to be leaving to come over there in the next half hour... kiss kiss kiss
dejajeva:
Purple's a good color on you.
kiss
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Off the road again... I sit my ass down on the couch again

Georgia was good times, but out in the mountains we had no Broadband. I wouldn't wish dialup on a Republican.

It is officially 1/2 hour past my birthday so if you weren't one of the 40 people to post me yesterday; welll, let's just say you have some well polished Italian boots...
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nadine:
ooops! whatever sorry hun.....i missed it. does that mean that you no longer love me?

happy birthday for a few days ago! i hope you had a wicked one! biggrin

kiss kiss
oninotaki:
Happy late birthday. I know I dont know you but Kira told us all to stop by and say happy b-day to you. So I did. I really mean it though. biggrin
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Off I go to Georgia again, this means an attempt to traverse Ohio without breaking out in some sort of rash.

When I hit the Tennessee boarder you know I'm going to drop in some David Allen Coe.

Hopefully this time there won't I won't be looking around for Burt Reynolds as some kid plays banjo in the back ground. If you haven't been to...
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jayde__:
You're quite welcome.

And about the translation: SHHHHH!!! I'm trying to ignore the fact that they're "little sponges." (This entire subject reminds me that I'm supposed to be studying again so I can test out of the required foreign language credits.)
xhavokx:
92 degrees isn't bad... we had a nice breeze... last year when i moved here it was in august and like the hottest day ever... wanted to die. it was like 115 or something rediculous like that...
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I went to the pub with some kids who pride themselves on knowing more about other people's lives than they do about their own.

So over about 3 pithers of Bass I find out, among other things, that some friends of mine who are married, are getting separated.

Sad? Beyond Belief... of course. She is leaving him.

Him - treats her amazing, caters to her...
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nattytattat:
I was bummed out today, so I thought I would read your journal cuz it usually makes me chuckle, and you're sad too! So here's something that my best friend told me today that made me laugh so I'll pass it on to you: "You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeeding through peanut butter!"
dravenraine:
You can come with us on Ladies Night ANYTIME!!!

You would be the exception kiss
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What good times have been had lately.

Kira has been hangin' around and we've painted Ann Arbor a variety of colors, although I doubt any of them were red.

Grocery shopping was a gas, and getting coffee, and a sandwich was akin to streaking the superbowl with my hair aflame.

Yes, these are wild time... but good times. Do not fear for me.

-mk
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retsin:
we may have had teh cycling races, but we have a bunch of craptacular stuff to...like everything else!

i've been deceived.

pick somewhere else in canada to love, not hamilton though, its kinda stinky here!
kira:
you think your funny do you... kiss
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As I get bombarded by email viruses every day, I think, "wouldn't it suck to have a PC that they were actually written for?" My little glowing apple couldn't care less about these strange file extensions.

I'm so glad that those trying to steal passwords or financial information have a loose grasp on the English language at best.

Citi Bank sends me an email that...
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scopitone6248:
Sounds like Yoda is trying to scam you.
clara:
For the longest time I rarely got junk email. Then I registered to the Playboy boards so I could be nosy about what they're saying about the affiliation with SG and my junk folder is loaded with teen sluts, ass yadda, cum hibbitybibbity, etc.

The lesson? No matter how much time on you have on your hands it's best to mind your own business.
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saturn is going to take pictures of my chest with a smiley face on it. I'm still not sure why, but I've learned not to question those with a camera and a MR. Shapie.

kira will then join us for a midnight showing of Starsky and Hutch. Owen W. and Ben S. can't do much wrong in my eyes, and if the rumors are true...
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kira:
reduced fat jif??? like you have anything to worry about...guess what...i have NO socks on right now...hehe...
kira:
did you just call me dude? ok, pick purple, blue, or red sparkly...