mk700c

Work: Play ... I love my town, my friends.

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The Moldy Peaches (sung): "up up down down left right left right B A start"

MK: "dude, that's the code from contra!"

JG: "isn't it ... select start?"

MK: "yeah, if you're playing two player"

JG + MR: "tooouuuuucheee"
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8-Ball Wednesday Crew: "Hoist the red, white and blue"


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DA: "soooo, I heard a rumor you mentioned me in your column"

MK: "hmmmm, not that I remember. Wait, oh ... right, everyone knows you were the beatnik"

DA: "so you did?"

MK: "well, not you so much as your breasts."

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JH (in exagerated Seinfeld impression): "What is the deal with mastication? I mean men do it, women do it ... hell I've watched an elephant do it at the zoo."

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MK (awkwardly, and for comedic effect): "oh, by the way what's your last name?"

C?: "that's not funny."

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Girl: "blah blee bloo England Bloo Blee Bla"

MK: "so did you get that hat there?"

Girl: "no, but the people there said it was a very English hat."

MK: "so they wore those there?"

Girl: "no, mostly it was just me."

MK: *looks for the sarcasm ... cannot find it*

MK: "annnyway, will you do a number from Newsies?"
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