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Thursday Sep 30, 2004

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I figure it's been long enough since anyone with dialup looked at my journal.

Items:

1. I finally, now at the end of the season, become healthy and shceduled enough to train hard. I should be ready to race fast exactly one week after my last race. Awesome.

2. I started at a gym, lifting weights for the first time in my life instead of just lying to my coach about it.

2a. gyms are expensive, what the fuck is a $350 "initiation fee." Are they going to make me line up and circle my fat while all the sisters point and laugh? Good luck, fuckers.

3. Woah-mans will say anything to get you to have sex with them. They'll even go so far as to kill off one of their friends, fictitiously.

4. I travel to Toronto soon. Yeah, city, take that bitch city, oooohhhh that's soo good Toronto UNGH TRANNA UNGH.

5. You'd think a 38-year-old woman would have her shit together more than a 21-year-old. you'd think.

5a. Yes, they're both hot.

6. It seems that ever two years it's time to re-figure shit out; why can't I just remember it from the last time? I think it's because the government doesn't want me to.

7. I don't care who you vote for, so long as it's not Bush. Any other election and I wouldn't make personal judements about you based on your political opinions. However, this year, if you vote Bush I will assume that you're either A. ignorant B. simply not paying attention, or C. lacking intelligence. Really, don't be a dickface.

8. I'm going to cut the fat on my friends list, removing those who are as quiet as Cobain. If you're really hot, or Swiss, you probably don't have to worry.
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dogslife:
You should hear it from me first, 'cause the woman, she's makin' noises like she's going to blow this open on me.

I have never seen a film starring our spiritual father. Not a one that I can recall. But I'm getting better every day...

[Edited on Oct 01, 2004 8:11PM]
Oct 1, 2004
siv:
How dare you mock a woman's right to choose...an arm up the tuchus.
Oct 2, 2004

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