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Wednesday Aug 04, 2004

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It's raining cats and dogs out there.

What a ridiculous expression that is, cats and dogs, like squirrels and orangutans couldn't descriptively represent a good soaking rain.

I mean, what makes you think "wet" more than an oranutan?

...plummeting at terminal velocity.

What's that Ted Nugent?

"Wang Dang dat orangutan!" plop.

(note: I can't be the only one who has the Ted-Nuget-gets-crushed-by-a-plummeting-primate fantasy... speak up!)
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
anabel:
you fucking rock.

and better off dead is one of my favorite all time movies...i watched it to cheer myself up on my birthday.
Aug 4, 2004
scopitone6248:
Never, ever get New York models out of your head. Unless you get married. Then you should as it would drive you bat shit insane.
Aug 4, 2004

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