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For those of you following the hilarious spy mock that is this week, it now seems to have become a trilogy.

Wednesday night Ivana Humpalot attempted to compromise our operation but last night she was no where to be seen - we(I) were safe, we (I) let our guard down.

I should have known, in a place called the Heidelberg (fucking Germans) that I wouldn't be safe, but we were there on a whim. We were just out for a quick PBR.

Agents "Tracy" and "Chrissy" appeard at first glance to be sweet young women from the 'burbs. My associate, who shall be known as M-Rod, has been in town awhile now but despite his wonderful life here... it had been awhile for him since he moved. This contributed to these young agents succeeding where the great Ivana Humpalot faild just 24 hours before.

So, there would have been another wonderful drunken update last night... but things went in a different direction.

Now you may be thinking, "How do you know she was a secret agent instead of just a cute girl who wanted your hot Esperanto talk?"

I awoke this morning to a misssing Dhammapada - that's right ladies and gentleman, she stole my Buddhism, or at least a related text.