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Wednesday Jun 30, 2004

Jun 30, 2004
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A lesson in being a world class ultramagnum spy residing in the suburban Midwest.

1. You'll need the proper fuel for your mind and body.


2. Your Ultramagnum-mobile does not drive slow, so when needed take the back way to avoid the man and construction backups.


3. When the shit get's heavy, you'll need sweet sunglasses, and by "sweet" I mean "free."


4. British Petroleum is British, and therefor the fuel of James Bond, and certain associates of Derek Flint.


5. Always pay proper respect to fallen greats.


6. PSI 8 ... BWAHAHAHAHAHA
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
clara:
Of course. Or so the cats seem to think. The dog's love is easy to buy back with a cheeseburger, one of those snacks that looks like bacon, or a ride in the car.
Jul 2, 2004
scopitone6248:
When am I not off on some secret mission?

-Coca Cola, BP, and James Dean?! Good times.
Jul 3, 2004

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