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Wednesday Jun 02, 2004

Jun 2, 2004
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As it turns out, the best way to find out if your bornchitis is truly gone or not is to ride your bike a couple hundred miles in the rain.

Seems mine was not all together gone.

"but how do you know MK!?!? How do you know you're still sick?!"

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
-A car, really!? how'd you get a car?
My parent's drove it up here from the Bahamas
-oh you're kidding
I must be the Bahamas are islands


...but I digress, I was tipped off to my lingering bronchitis when I nonchalantly hacked up a large chunk of brown solid-matter on the group ride tonight.

My companions seemed startled.

They inquired, "Dude, is that part of your lunch?"
"No, I do believe that came from my lungs," I replied.

I'm going to go take some vitamins.
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kira:
good morning sunshine... kiss kiss kiss
Jun 2, 2004
saturn1:
dumb tj maxx whatever its sort of bad because its totally enabling me into not looking for an actual job for my degree, i feel like im a big grey area right now as far as what my next move should be, but in the meantime i got blue cross byatch!

yah anytime you know my number smile
i called my boss this morning to call in sick and he sounded like yea dont bring your ass in here you sound like a frog. so i didnt!
Jun 3, 2004

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