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Friday May 14, 2004

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History:
January - Catch a plane, and a bug, in Spain.
February - back from Spain, cough cough hack hack.
March - Reluctantly visit the doctor, drugs drugs, hack hack... happy birthday.
April - warmth finally, hackish but not much. Life is good, racing is fast.
May - Cough Cough, Hack hack hack hack. Can't laugh, can't ride fast... I think I saw some blood.

This is no good. Five months of the most bastard respiratory infection ever, EVER. The only reason I know it's not SARS is that I haven't croaked yet.

Severe - absolutely
Acute - triangle?
Respiratory - did I stutta muthafucka?
Syndrome - it sure ain't a condition

I need a new set of Bronchi - cheap.
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andromeda:
How are u gonna ride that bike? How's that duck?
May 16, 2004
miami:
You want a new bronchia? I can get you a bronchia. There's ways, you don't wanna know. Hell, I can get ya a bronchia by 3 o'clock, with polish.

Sorry to hear about the health problems. You'd think a FAM with a hearty athletic constitution like yourself would be impervious to such biological invasions, or at least kick them real quick. I guess I'm wrong. Thank god, I'll stop feeling guilty for not exercising now and go back to watching TV and eating donuts. Thanks. smile
May 16, 2004

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