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mk700c

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Tuesday Apr 20, 2004

Apr 20, 2004
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I hate my mystery alarm; the alarm that goes off, but I can't hear it, or turn it off.

I roll over and think, "dude, that was some good sleep, it's gotta be like noon."

8:00AM .... exactly. How does my silly, but intensely sexy, body know that it is exactly 8:00am.

So I'll be drinkin' black coffee like it's the color pink tonight in order that I may be spry and entertaining for our forthcoming good times.

Last night I did a favor for my aunt and took her friend's niece out on what Kira will call a "date" and I will call a "favor." This woah-man was extremely sweet, but provided me with one of the most boring evenings in recent memory. She's from Mexico, which is why my aunt wanted me to take her out; I speak Spanish. However, she didn't want to speak Spanish becuase she's here to learn English.

She doesn't speak English.

So there wasn't much speaking, of any sort, at all, ever.

This evening will see Kira and I out on the town being everything you want to be and more. Tonight will be THIS much better.

-mk
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
dogslife:
A quick search has revealed what I'd hoped: my unfamiliarity with this Express place owes not so much to my chronic unhipness as it does to my Canadianness.
Apr 21, 2004
kira:
i just saw you naked... kiss
Apr 21, 2004

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