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Kira and I are about to sit down and watch Kill Bill v.1, which I haven't seen. Wish me luck.

I wonder what that cashier at Meijer thought our evening was going to involve, our take:

2 bottles cheap vodka
2 bottles Pucker
6 Krispy Kreme doughnuts
1 packet Hormel peperoni
1 box, toilet paper

All we needed was some non-lubricated condoms and a can of corned beef hash and it would have officially been the strangest grocery combination... ever.

We then attempted to rent Kill Bill; Blockbuster, which gives me a rash as I usually only patronize my local alternative vid-store, Liberty Video, was completely sold out.

Hollywood Video had also been sucked dry of their ultraviolence.

So how did we get a copy you ask? Well, The poor sod who reserved a copy at Hollywood did not count on me being irresisitble to gay video clerks, and my willingness to exploit this despite my lack of gayness.

Time to watch the movie.

-mk