Kira and I are about to sit down and watch Kill Bill v.1, which I haven't seen. Wish me luck.
I wonder what that cashier at Meijer thought our evening was going to involve, our take:
2 bottles cheap vodka
2 bottles Pucker
6 Krispy Kreme doughnuts
1 packet Hormel peperoni
1 box, toilet paper
All we needed was some non-lubricated condoms and a can of corned beef hash and it would have officially been the strangest grocery combination... ever.
We then attempted to rent Kill Bill; Blockbuster, which gives me a rash as I usually only patronize my local alternative vid-store, Liberty Video, was completely sold out.
Hollywood Video had also been sucked dry of their ultraviolence.
So how did we get a copy you ask? Well, The poor sod who reserved a copy at Hollywood did not count on me being irresisitble to gay video clerks, and my willingness to exploit this despite my lack of gayness.
Time to watch the movie.
-mk
I wonder what that cashier at Meijer thought our evening was going to involve, our take:
2 bottles cheap vodka
2 bottles Pucker
6 Krispy Kreme doughnuts
1 packet Hormel peperoni
1 box, toilet paper
All we needed was some non-lubricated condoms and a can of corned beef hash and it would have officially been the strangest grocery combination... ever.
We then attempted to rent Kill Bill; Blockbuster, which gives me a rash as I usually only patronize my local alternative vid-store, Liberty Video, was completely sold out.
Hollywood Video had also been sucked dry of their ultraviolence.
So how did we get a copy you ask? Well, The poor sod who reserved a copy at Hollywood did not count on me being irresisitble to gay video clerks, and my willingness to exploit this despite my lack of gayness.
Time to watch the movie.
-mk
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kira:
i hope you did awsome today...if you want to give me a ring before you go to grand rapids that would be awsome, if not call me tomorrow night when you get home so you can tell me all about how awsome you did... 
user092840:
I rented it last night too! What did you think?