A Molice Pan pulled me over today, for no reason. I didn't get a ticket, but he gave me shit for a half an hour before letting me go.
1. If you're going to pull me over at the side of the road for 30 minutes, you better be giving me a ticket or sex.
2. If you've already checked the computer and found everything was up to date, don't give me hassle about not having my current insurance card with me.
3. If you're going to check the computer, why do I need to have an insurance card in the first place?
This reminds me of the time I got carded trying to buy a KitKat at a liqourstore. It's fucking chocolate and crispy, delicioius wafers; get off it.
1. If you're going to pull me over at the side of the road for 30 minutes, you better be giving me a ticket or sex.
2. If you've already checked the computer and found everything was up to date, don't give me hassle about not having my current insurance card with me.
3. If you're going to check the computer, why do I need to have an insurance card in the first place?
This reminds me of the time I got carded trying to buy a KitKat at a liqourstore. It's fucking chocolate and crispy, delicioius wafers; get off it.
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you're too weird for me poop face.
can't wait to meet you one day in person