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Wednesday Mar 31, 2004

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What an evening of jubilation.

There is nothing like home cooked chicken stirfry and apple pie with your lesbian exgirlfriend and her incredibly gay fiance who happens to be your old roommate. Seriously, they're my favorite people ever.

I swallowed my extreme distaste for it, and ventured into suburbia to see them...

Directions to their house,
-We're at the end of the cul de sac, which is french for "everything looks the same"
(I love these people).

Then I came home to find Kira asleep on my couch. The only proper way to wake up an SG is with a belly fart. You did not know this? Shame.

On the way home from the land of condos and cul de sac, it was time for the best song ever written about sex... ever. Thank you, Pedro the Lion.

Gideons in the drawer
clothes scattered on the floor
she arches her back
she screams for more


-mk
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
nadine:
hey, thanks for saying hello to my guy. smile i also said hello to the lovely kira! love

smile
Mar 31, 2004
kira:
i tried to get you online before i had to leave for work but i just missed you...you signed off as i signed on... frown but i am sure i will talk to you later today or tonight or tomorrow or all of the above...i will definately be coming home tonight for jimmy's house no longer has power due to unpaid bills so home again, home again for me...ok off to work i go...maybe i will try calling you on my lunch...if your lucky, are you lucky??? i think you are... kiss kiss kiss
Apr 1, 2004

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