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Sunday Mar 07, 2004

Mar 7, 2004
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As I get bombarded by email viruses every day, I think, "wouldn't it suck to have a PC that they were actually written for?" My little glowing apple couldn't care less about these strange file extensions.

I'm so glad that those trying to steal passwords or financial information have a loose grasp on the English language at best.

Citi Bank sends me an email that reads, "Lost account info have we, best that you be running program save you in hurry now! Type password and money giving stuff now please thank you penguin"

I'm tend to stall... Penguin? Wait... I'm not a penguin... sayyyyyy something seems amiss, I say.

-mk
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
scopitone6248:
Sounds like Yoda is trying to scam you.
Mar 8, 2004
clara:
For the longest time I rarely got junk email. Then I registered to the Playboy boards so I could be nosy about what they're saying about the affiliation with SG and my junk folder is loaded with teen sluts, ass yadda, cum hibbitybibbity, etc.

The lesson? No matter how much time on you have on your hands it's best to mind your own business.
Mar 8, 2004

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