I was almost hit by a car today, again. This happens quite often, and here are some of my favorite quotes from the offending drivers...
"Get off the fucking road! I pay TAXES" (congratulations, um... so do I? Do you realize my bike costs more than your truck?)
"Nice shorts...FAGGOT! (yes, everyone who wears lycra enjoys cock, and lots of it. Also, you seem extremely brave, when speeding by at 50mph)
"shasbabyhbybnby" (why is it that people think we can hear a complete sentence at 60mph?)
My absolute favorite is when they find themselves at a stop light immediately after their childish display, pretending to ignore the faggots in blue lyrca... who they probably want to make out with due to our extremely hot asses, and man-cock-buldges.
-mk
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"Get off the fucking road! I pay TAXES" (congratulations, um... so do I? Do you realize my bike costs more than your truck?)
"Nice shorts...FAGGOT! (yes, everyone who wears lycra enjoys cock, and lots of it. Also, you seem extremely brave, when speeding by at 50mph)
"shasbabyhbybnby" (why is it that people think we can hear a complete sentence at 60mph?)
My absolute favorite is when they find themselves at a stop light immediately after their childish display, pretending to ignore the faggots in blue lyrca... who they probably want to make out with due to our extremely hot asses, and man-cock-buldges.
-mk
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kira:
on forehead and says good night.
on forehead and says good night.
clara:
I just saw you naked, so it's a fair trade.