Shhhhnaaaaap!
It's official, after four hours of deliberation we have completely broken up. No more girlfriend.
I would like to note a few key points.
1) I'm single again... sweet.
2) She didn't ask for her art back. this is key as it is very nice and looks mighty fine in my apartment.
3) I'm single again... awwww sweet!
4) SG Burlesque is on Saturday; V-Day; this means I can go!
It also makes today's official song, "I'm Free" by the Soupdragons. Can you say 1992 rocks ass?
-mk
P.S. applications for Rebound Sex now being accepted.
It's official, after four hours of deliberation we have completely broken up. No more girlfriend.
I would like to note a few key points.
1) I'm single again... sweet.
2) She didn't ask for her art back. this is key as it is very nice and looks mighty fine in my apartment.
3) I'm single again... awwww sweet!
4) SG Burlesque is on Saturday; V-Day; this means I can go!
It also makes today's official song, "I'm Free" by the Soupdragons. Can you say 1992 rocks ass?
-mk
P.S. applications for Rebound Sex now being accepted.
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clara:
Sorry, I can't be available for rebound sex. Just seeing you reminds me of the buck pole.
smuffy:
I needed advice because I am trying to find the balls to leave my fiancee who I've been with almost 6 years.