wow wot a truly terrifying fucking week it bin...i rarely venture out of me kennel let alone me yard
howeva dis past few days has seen me run ragged all ova east AND north london chasing the ol social security up!
i know i know wot the fuck am i botherin for i ave often wondered dat too..
i mean what could possibly have changed since i last tried claiming benefit back in da day??
hmm..
anyways, a certain recent spell *away* has forced me to reconsider dem ol *criminal* behaviors of mine..indeed i even ave a certificate stating i be *rehabilitated addicted prisoner* or sum bollocks (somewhere!)
and a sick note
and i aint too proud to beg after all
anyways i digress...
me mother (never shy of expressing an opinion or two also) musta bin reading the popular press again or perhaps watching da news cos word has filtered down to me dat our government has now even declared war on me peoples..
(a s well as her and me nan by da sounds of it)
*war on the workshy*
HA! wot a great headline..
now to an old dog like me dat David Cameron is jus a SATCHEL waiting to happen..its almost as if the governments AGENDA OF GENTRIFICATION would have every single strong working class male out of the picture..dead even.
now down my endz we have swallowed some tory shit over the years...i seem to recall dat appy day when me dads informed me we were now middle class genius dat one (john major i think)..jsu like we never existed! anyways, i was more innarested if we were still at war wid da jamaicans at da time seeing as dey kept leavin some rather rude murderous messages on da ol club answering machine..but my memory not so good..
oh yes. and crack cocaine..thanx for dat one Tony. nice. C U next tuesday..like i say, satchels waiting to happen..sod it. i could do wid a new pair of trainers...so, *trainers* waiting to happen..
skin em wear em kill em
jus a thought(somewhere!)
still..me enjoying this little rest. back to da ol martial arts..
in da words of da immortal ODB
*i;ll attack any nigga who;s slack on his mat..come fully packed etc*
i look at da likes of Cameron, Clegg etc and ya know wot?
these niggas aint even got no mat.
clearly
i want
howeva dis past few days has seen me run ragged all ova east AND north london chasing the ol social security up!
i know i know wot the fuck am i botherin for i ave often wondered dat too..
i mean what could possibly have changed since i last tried claiming benefit back in da day??
hmm..
anyways, a certain recent spell *away* has forced me to reconsider dem ol *criminal* behaviors of mine..indeed i even ave a certificate stating i be *rehabilitated addicted prisoner* or sum bollocks (somewhere!)
and a sick note
and i aint too proud to beg after all
anyways i digress...
me mother (never shy of expressing an opinion or two also
) musta bin reading the popular press again or perhaps watching da news cos word has filtered down to me dat our government has now even declared war on me peoples..
(a s well as her and me nan by da sounds of it)
*war on the workshy*
HA! wot a great headline..
now to an old dog like me dat David Cameron is jus a SATCHEL waiting to happen..its almost as if the governments AGENDA OF GENTRIFICATION would have every single strong working class male out of the picture..dead even.
now down my endz we have swallowed some tory shit over the years...i seem to recall dat appy day when me dads informed me we were now middle class
genius dat one (john major i think)..jsu like we never existed! anyways, i was more innarested if we were still at war wid da jamaicans at da time seeing as dey kept leavin some rather rude murderous messages on da ol club answering machine..but my memory not so good..
oh yes. and crack cocaine..thanx for dat one Tony. nice. C U next tuesday..like i say, satchels waiting to happen..sod it. i could do wid a new pair of trainers...so, *trainers* waiting to happen..
skin em wear em kill em
jus a thought(somewhere!)
still..me enjoying this little rest. back to da ol martial arts..
in da words of da immortal ODB
*i;ll attack any nigga who;s slack on his mat..come fully packed etc*
i look at da likes of Cameron, Clegg etc and ya know wot?
these niggas aint even got no mat.
clearly
i want
pray hard sistas and bruvvas pray hard
god bless
M
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Good luck with the DWP & Job Centre, you'll need it, apparently!