im fricking bored.
i just smashed my toe, and nobody updates their freaking journals on here.
i just smashed my toe, and nobody updates their freaking journals on here.
today i learned:
1: that people should always wear shoes when in public especially.
2: that my ass reeks like a thousand pounds of donkey choad.
3: i might touch fishbats dirty axe wound
4: for the most part, piercers are fucking idiots, (me and lulu mae exempt)
5: penis piercings and fillings are never a good combo.
6: my as REEKS
1: that people should always wear shoes when in public especially.
2: that my ass reeks like a thousand pounds of donkey choad.
3: i might touch fishbats dirty axe wound
4: for the most part, piercers are fucking idiots, (me and lulu mae exempt)
5: penis piercings and fillings are never a good combo.
6: my as REEKS
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fishbat:
p.s. my axe wound is very clean. I soak it. 
mizzzzzz:
fuck that! that was yer husband! he even admitted it
my ass stopped reeking HOURS ago
my ass stopped reeking HOURS ago
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wonderpants:
Pathology, pathology...human fuckin' psychological pathology. I wonder if his Mom ever envisioned this happening one day when she was punishing him for the umpteenth time? Good work, lady 
brokenbroken:
Save picture as...
Save 'kicked' in Images to Hold Back Orgasm folder.
Save 'kicked' in Images to Hold Back Orgasm folder.
fishbat:
you are dead 
mizzzzzz:
I AM NOT!
well, i am on the inside, but only cause of yer arse reek
well, i am on the inside, but only cause of yer arse reek
i ate WAY too many sugarless candies and my bum is VERY ANGRY 
mizzzzzz:
yah, one of those, you should have smelled it.
ASS FREAKING REEKAGE
ASS FREAKING REEKAGE
so, finally, im selling some of the shit ive aquired and never worn thru ebay, the chinese corset makes me wanna cry, i set the reserve higher so if im gonna sell it, itll be worth my while, id rather sell it adn make it worth my while cause its SO FREAKING NICE.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4141644102
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4141642220
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4141643402
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4141644102
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4141642220
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4141643402
ophelia:
*drools*
That corset kicks some serious ass.
You'd better not lose so much weight you disappear. Then I'd be sad
That corset kicks some serious ass.
You'd better not lose so much weight you disappear. Then I'd be sad
mizzzzzz:
lol, yah right, as per if, did you read the description? i wrote that i stuffed with socks, its true casue i could have put three pair in there.
sad.
sad.
fucking fuckers its slow. i hope a pack of raging barely legal gutter sluts comein to get their filthy belly buttons pierced, or better yet, their junk, but no, its gotta be dead slow.
april is gonna suck ass.
april is gonna suck ass.
m0ngrel:
your entry rules!
...and i totally agree...
...and i totally agree...
mizzzzzz:
thanks, im gonna scour yer journal.
ahh, ok, so now im at mr pinks house, emiloser is snoring away in my lap, and i managed to photoshop some pictures to make them look not so botch. and yes, its true, i am squeezing out a mean one AS that picture is taken.
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ophelia:
STOP CALLING ME A PEEHOLE!
My birthday was on Tuesday.
What happened to your journal?
My birthday was on Tuesday.
What happened to your journal?
mizzzzzz:
i baleted it for dramatic effect, itll be back up soon.
pee hole.
pee hole.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY pressie from the suicide god lady for me! im not posting my naked ass on the internet tho, this is purely for my enjoyment!
now lets see if i dont get my sorry ass kicked off here in a hurry.
this keyboard sucks
the one at home is bendy and comfortable.
this work one blows donkey snotsicles.
now lets see if i dont get my sorry ass kicked off here in a hurry.
this keyboard sucks
the one at home is bendy and comfortable.
this work one blows donkey snotsicles.
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faithless000:
mmkay, maybe we could try this again so you don't see the back of my head on your page three times:
now that i've requested you again, go to your edit pref's page, and click accept.
or, if you do the same thing again, i'll assume you REALLY LIKE MY EAR
and i'll just deal with having a number of friends that's not a multiple of 5.
yes, i'm really that OCD. i'm sure ophelia's told you.
now that i've requested you again, go to your edit pref's page, and click accept.
or, if you do the same thing again, i'll assume you REALLY LIKE MY EAR
and i'll just deal with having a number of friends that's not a multiple of 5.
yes, i'm really that OCD. i'm sure ophelia's told you.
mizzzzzz:
sorry, sometimes im special needs
p.s., that's why you should hold the nail with your fingers, much easier to put oice on them.
or, something.