mizzzzzz

don't tempt me...

i got the craziest phone call today...
this guy is probably like a tom waits impersonator, cos he had the most ridiculous scratchy-smoked-out voice ever, like o-m-g-he's-gonna-die, and he goes, "hello, this is microsoft..."
i'm like, fuck there onto us and our illegit copy of NT server.

you should call up people with your evil voice and pretend to be the devil.

or not.

you see, you should stop your complaining... one person's sickness is another person's aphrodisiac!

*cough*

Your dog sat on my lap today.

Yeah I meant her, not the store anyways.

[Edited on Jun 06, 2004 7:18PM]

awww... wad a cutie wutie pie!

too bad you're not hanging out tomorrow, but thanks for the heads-up. i'll let the rest of the guys know, so they don't bring their creepy stalker/kidnapper kits for nothing...

beats me... i just carry rolls of duct tape...

you got the plague? that's ok. i've had it before and it goes away. really. and since i'm immune, you should come out on Saturday.

wtf is a 'chick spot' tattoo? is that on the lower back just above the ass crack? like all the chicks have today? i call those PTH tattoos -- "place thumbs here"...

i hope you feel well soon.

*waves*

HI CHAR!!!!!!

This keeps me busy enough, but I had considered a web-journal like that one and it seems to be BIG!

that is horribly frightening... but so is the collection of objects underneath it... wtf? nemo and some exploding brain guy?

that is scarily fucking scary...i wonder if it had a pulse.

I"m going to wear you, if you're not careful.

yes -- too bad you reft your cramra at home.

Looks dope.

speaking of robotic penises...

Wouldnt it be sweet to vomit white hot energy direct from the fiery heart of the sun....that would be the best thing I could ever do...if I did I mean...or could....what!

that's an amazing idea -- an underwater restaurant. don't know if i'd want to be in that part of the world right now, though.

that parade was just too damned long!