so this weekend, i was thinking of farm things to bring home to kathy, and i thought, 'heeey , ill get some horsehair to get to bring home, so she can felt it into some of her creatures! that would be sweet!'
So i go down to the horses, there was like 8 or nine of them, if not more, and i get this one horse, a big black one, suuuuper nice and friendly, and i talked to her, and i pet her, then i stealthily snuck a lock of her mane off with some well concealed scissors.
i was like, 'fuck, that was easy, i better get some more', so i got another huge chunk of hair, and headed up to the house.
when i got there, my mom was all like, "umm, what were you doing to those horses?"
and i was like, "well, i wanted some hair for kathy, so i cut some off" and i showed her the locks.
she was like, "ooh cool, wait, what horse did you take that off of?"
i was like, "the friendly black one."
then she points, "THAT horse?"
i was like, "yeah why?"
then she was like "FUCK danica, thats an RCMP show horse, they braid their hair and SHOW those horses for events, and they are showing THAT horse next week!"
fuck.
i hope they dont notice the chunk of hair missing from this horses head.
i think they are gonna tho, cause its cut straight across in a big chunk.
its so obvious.
im such an asshole.
So i go down to the horses, there was like 8 or nine of them, if not more, and i get this one horse, a big black one, suuuuper nice and friendly, and i talked to her, and i pet her, then i stealthily snuck a lock of her mane off with some well concealed scissors.
i was like, 'fuck, that was easy, i better get some more', so i got another huge chunk of hair, and headed up to the house.
when i got there, my mom was all like, "umm, what were you doing to those horses?"
and i was like, "well, i wanted some hair for kathy, so i cut some off" and i showed her the locks.
she was like, "ooh cool, wait, what horse did you take that off of?"
i was like, "the friendly black one."
then she points, "THAT horse?"
i was like, "yeah why?"
then she was like "FUCK danica, thats an RCMP show horse, they braid their hair and SHOW those horses for events, and they are showing THAT horse next week!"
fuck.
i hope they dont notice the chunk of hair missing from this horses head.
i think they are gonna tho, cause its cut straight across in a big chunk.
its so obvious.
im such an asshole.
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friedbanana105:
maybe you should've went back to the horse and evened out the cut? 

dharma_bum:
Fuck me! Sorry, I shouldn't laugh but that story is hilarious.