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mizzzzzz

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Tuesday Apr 06, 2004

Apr 6, 2004
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My sister was smoking pot with her friendsone night, these were old friends who knew her well, and lay out burns like the rest of the family, at any given opportunity.
This one night tho, my sister Vashti had her period, after a few hours of playing video games she went into the bathroom to change her pad, then she washed her hands and came out and smoked more pot.
Micheal, her boyfriend, went in about 20 minutes after she came back, and when he came out he told Vashti that she left her tampon.
Micheal:"Vashti, you left your tampon"
Vashti: "no i didnt!"
Micheal: "Vashti, you totally left your tampon"
Vashti: "I DID NOT MICHEAL!"
Micheal: "you did so! i just saw it now!"
Vashti: "i did not, i dont even have a tampon, im using a pad"
Micheal: (stunned) "Vashti, you left your TAP on"
Vashti: (18 shades of red) "oh, sorry"
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mizzzzzz:
I CANT RESPOND IN MY OWN COMMENTS>

stop telling me you want to lick my pee hole.
Apr 6, 2004
faithless000:
heh, exhumed is fun, but i'm not sure it fits into my top 5
Apr 6, 2004

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