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mitchymitch93

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A funny tale

Jul 23, 2018
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Hey guys long time to update you I recently returned from my travels with my other half 😁 we went to Tenerife and it was a truly amazing holiday an quite expensive plus it was our first one together which made it that extra special 😊.

Anyway time to move of on to the funny tale I got a feeling most of you your opinion of me may change but we’ll see 😂 on our last evening at the resort we decided to go to the Asian restaurant for dinner they had on site. An we ordered sushi 🍣 as we both love sushi and it was delicious 😋

Doesn’t that look yummy 🤤

As you can see in the middle is a dollop of Wasabi many moons ago as a drunken dare I snorted some (if you’ve watched that episode of jackass where Stevo does it that how I looked after I did it 😂. Well I had blocked that memory out as I was devouring my sushi platter I decided to put nearly all of the Wasabi on to 1 piece of sushi my other half looks over at me with a wtf face on her an says “are you sure because that is a lot of Wasabi in one go” to which I responded with “yeah it’ll be fine” I couldn’t of been anymore wrong I put the whole roll covered in this demon paste in my mouth and 2 bites later that previous memory I blocked out of my mind all came flooding back to me. My nose was burning my eyes were watering and burning so much I could barely keep them open my tongue felt like it was dissolving the back of my throat was dryer than a desert. While I’m going through this onslaught of all my senses my other half nearly spits out her drink an starts laughing like I’d never heard her before in total hysterics whilst I looked like a fish flapping out of water in agony so yes thanks for your help sweetheart 😂😂😂

So people if you’re reading this and have never tried Wasabi approach it with very extreme caution like seriously I shit you not that was fucking bad

So I hope you all had a good laugh because I sure do about it now 😂😂😂 have a lovely week lots of love Mitchy 😊

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darrensgirl:
About ten years ago I visited my first ever Sushi restaurant. I'd not experimented much with sushi before so was excited to try a variety! Dishes arrived and due to my inexperience and stupidity I dipped one of my rolls into the dish of wasabi and then smeared it on covering the entire thing.... thinking it was Guacamole!!!! Needless to say, it wasn't!! I made quite a scene especially as I didn't eat or enjoy spicy food at the time 🤣🤣
Jul 28, 2018
mitchymitch93:
@darrensgirl hahaha I know I shouldn’t laugh but that does sound funny I mean I totally forgot about that past drunken dare so I don’t I’ll ever touch Wasabi ever again 😂😂
Jul 28, 2018

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