I would like to take this moment an talk to you guys about a very good friend of mine in fact I consider him to be one of my best friends his names jack theres a lot to say about this ugly mother fucker lol firstly I met him when I was 16 in college secondly that he's an imbecile I'll give you some examples of the many stupid things he does an say
1. he's sitting down on the floor with a plate of food he spends a good 5 minutes stretching an barely crawling to reach his drink after the 5 minutes of this he then goes "oh shit yeah I forgot my legs worked" LOL
2. he thought it would be fun to start diving on the roof of his car just because why not in the process of this plan he ends up putting his knee through one of the back windows smashing the window to pieces LOL
3. he gets stoned then deciding he wants milk and cookies which we did have in our tent at Download Festival but the milk carton he picked up was an old one and was being used as a piss bottle which he labeled piss serval times on the carton both full his an my piss he then takes a swig from it forgetting its the piss bottle then goes wtf is up with this milk then looks an realises it XD
so yeah this is the kind of imbecile your dealing with here but he's the kind of guy who would do anything to help his friends the best he can no matter what despite being such an imbecile you just can't help but love him I could be having the shittest day imaginable an all I have to do is spend 10 minutes with him an he'll have my laughing my arse off an all happy an cheered up to give you an example of the kind of friend he is 2 years ago he bought his ticket for Download Festival 2013 an I couldn't go because I had no money an I couldn't afford to go I was as skint as they came the ticket was about £220 for a standard 5 day camping ticket and what does he do he says "mate you're coming Download why how because I'm buying you a ticket" which he does an didn't even want a single penny back in return :O I know right that left me speechless and that ended up being one of the best weekends of my life so what it taught me was never to lose sight of your friends true friends don't come around very often but when they do always keep them close to you :)
Heres a mugshot of the infamous bloke himself picture taken at Download Festival 2012 for those wondering the white on his forehead its sun cream he came up with the idea that me I write "CUNT" on his forehead in sun cream so it would sun burn into his skin sadly it didn't work :( but seriously keep your friends close no matter what
